What an embarrassment…….
They say their is two kinds of people in fantasy football leagues: the people that talk the shit and people that just take it.
Today my friends I will be the first of those kind of people.
Great coaches make changes when things are not working out. In fantasy football you can just sit there and hope, (cry in my case the last 5 weeks) or try to get in people’s head on making them doubt ever lineup they could possibly set on their team. It time for a shakeup of my team and it starts now….
Week 10
TBB I don’t know how to put this nicely….well I can’t, your team is an fucking terrible. 84 projected points thats 30 points less than what I am projected for. I just contacted miss Cleo and your team is headed to a similar fate as last year!
Week 11
O Schwab I mean Mr. 3000 sorry I mean Mr. 37.92 this is going to be a glorious week. Your team is more ratchet and broken than the worst trailer park in Devils Lake. It’s amazing you still have a team after your entire team went down on IR….you better call Kristin Cavallari to make sure Jay gets some morning sex before the big game because he is going to need it!
Week 12
Hey Chris, do you remember last time we played? yeah I do! 185.72 enough said! Don’t get to comfortable above the mendoza line, your one lose and one win from me to back to where you belong.
Week 13
Hey Matt, your team seems really good but the one time your team played me they were terrible. I wonder why that is coincidence, bad coaching, knew who they were playing? Matt in the beginning statements don’t be person #2.
If Chris, can get two wins out of his god forsaken team after shit talking the same should follow for me.
Thursday, July 9, 2015
The last time Jackson's name showed up as the author of a post and/or comment. For Christ sake, Sombke's hairy ass nipple has made more appearances than you have this year.
That alone revokes any ability you have to claim to be "the first of those kinds of people".
Yes, 37.92 happened. Am I embarrassed? Absolutely. Am I concerned? Absolutely fucking not!! Loss by 1 or loss by 100, all shows up in the same column. The only numbers you need to concern yourself with are '9 out of 10' and '2-7'.
Atleast your post was accurate in one way….
…What an embarrassment….
Nice speech… Maybe your TBB speech at the end of the season can match that intensity. Let's not forget who gave FNG's shitty ass team his only win of the year…