The Swan Dive Icon has to like where their team is at after they notched the highest point total of the season to beat Hot Tub Time Machine 121.64 to 100.50. With this win, The Swan Dive Icon scored 23.4% more points than projected and has now beaten expectations every week this season. For Hot Tub Time Machine, T.Y. Hilton and the New England Patriots Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 23.40 and 18.00 points, respectively. The gap could have been wider, The Swan Dive Icon had a starter score zero points (Kelvin Benjamin). The Swan Dive Icon (1-2, 326.96 points) climbs into fifth place while Hot Tub Time Machine (1-2, 308.62 points) drops to sixth place.
Smooth Moves by The Swan Dive Icon
- Reading this matchup recap is indicative of potential Toyota Hall of Famers. You’re making The Swan Dive Icon look really good right now. – Heads up fuckers
- The Minnesota Vikings Defense had the highest score of any DEF in the league this season with 26.00 points.
- The fourth-highest RB score of the week and the eighth-highest RB score of the season came from LeSean McCoy, who scored 23.60 points.
- Travis Kelce scored 14.90 points, the second-highest TE score of the week and the fourth-highest TE score in the league this season.
- What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Allen Robinson have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 17.70 points.
Toyota Roster Tune-up
- Sometimes 100.50 is enough. Unfortunately, the Toyota Hall of Fame has confirmed this time it’s a smaller number than 121.64. – You had a good week
- Hot Tub Time Machine left the 18.70 points scored by Darren Sproles on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 186.0%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
- Hot Tub Time Machine was dominated at the TE position, scoring 3.50 points versus the 14.90 for The Swan Dive Icon.
- Note to self: don’t start a player when they’re going to have their worst game of the season. DeAngelo Williams had a season-low 4.40 points against a projected 16.28 and underachieved for the first time this season. – Even Beef knows this and he’s 7 months old.
- With a season-low 4.10 points versus a projected 12.63, C.J. Anderson failed to meet his projection for the first time this season.
What If
- If The Swan Dive Icon played Hot Tub Time Machine every week, they’d be 2-1 this year.
- The Swan Dive Icon would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week. – Get used to seeing this line
- If they played the same schedule as Hot Tub Time Machine, The Swan Dive Icon would be 2-0.
- The Swan Dive Icon would be 20-7 if they played every team every week.
- Hot Tub Time Machine would have lost to just two other teams besides The Swan Dive Icon this week. – Doesn’t make the wings and cooler or beer any smoother
- And they say procrastination doesn’t pay off! Had they played each other last week, The Swan Dive Icon would have lost to Hot Tub Time Machine 110.70 – 101.46.
- If they played the same schedule as The Swan Dive Icon, Hot Tub Time Machine would be 1-1.
- If they played every team every week, Hot Tub Time Machine would be 17-10.
Game Notes
- The Swan Dive Icon scored the highest number of points in the league this season with 121.64. – Suck it again
- Hey, I’m sure The Swan Dive Icon appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, Hot Tub Time Machine had the fourth-highest losing score in the league this season with 100.50 points. – 4th highest of the year and still can’t win
- The Swan Dive Icon has topped their projected point total in every week this season.
- Two of the starters for The Swan Dive Icon scored higher than the leading scorer for Hot Tub Time Machine.
- Justin Tucker played well in the loss with 17.00 points, the highest score of any K in the league this week.
- In the loss, T.Y. Hilton had the third-highest WR score in the league this week with 23.40 points.
- Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. DeAndre Hopkins had a season-low 5.60 points in the win against a projected 12.22 and scored below his projection for the second time this season.
- The win by The Swan Dive Icon was achieved despite having Chris Boswell put up a season-low 4.00 points, and underachieve for the second time this season.
see you in the playoffs cunt….where you dont know how to win.