The Tastefully Offensive Redemption tour is in full swing…and the next stop is straight up Jackson’s ass!
Two items of business before I get started.
1. See the voting table to the right as to when we should have a playoff party.
2. Schwab…statement time
Now let’s get it on….
Looking at the standings stars playoff tickets are getting punched left and right. Mine will no doubt be taken care of in good time but I have a few “what the fuck mans” to bring to the table.
Schwab – how the fuck have you squeaked in? Of the 5 people yet to secure a playoff spot EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS MORE POINTS THAN YOU! Your weak ass schedule earn the easiest schedule award and my first WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!
Mike – you had started this year off on the right track but have fallen right back into toilet bowl form with a wave of losses and leaving 2 guys on byes in. Be better or be bitch bound. thus my second WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!
Rest of the league – for the love of sweet Rhoda how in the hell are 2 new guys on top of the standings…WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!
Also worth nothing the curse of the Rhoda showing her face yet again. The last 3 years someone from the previous years Rhoda Bowl has made an appearance in the Toilet Bowl. And if FNG didn’t suck so bad we would even be luck enough to have a rematch of the Rhoda Bowl in the toilet bowl. Be better FNG
The first two losses have been avenged and Jackson is on the menu for today. And Cam and the boys are gonna feast on that ass.
-vc
