Week 2 / Side Bet Proposal

The only thing I have to say about last week is 37.92. Apparently schwab is trying to start out at rock bottom so he doesn’t end up there. Schwab that shits depressing, just be better.

Mike survived a Monday night rundown thanks to APs dominating 5  point performance that lived up to the hype of a number one pick.

Engh used Chris Ivory and Gronk to double penetrate my team. Rape charges are currently being filed with the league office and I fully anticipate both players being inactive due to suspension later in the season.

New guys…it’s called beginners luck, don’t get used to it. Balance will be restored to the universe soon.

Austin, better get Ditka on the phone and see if he can give your team some help. I promise I’m going to score a fuck of a lot more than 37 points. 

****SIDE BET****

Stoddart. I would like to propose the first official side bet of the season. 

The 3rd annual Blazin Wings Wager. Standard BWW rules apply and are as follows.

The loser of the week 5 matchup between Schwab and myself will consume a snack size order of Blazin Wings. There will be no relief via napkins or beverages for 5 minutes after the last wing is consumed. The wings will be counted by the Side Bet Commissioner and he will have final say when a wing has been fully consumed. The winner will be presented with the BWW trophy (currently being held hostage at the schwab residence) with the name of the winner engraved. Naturally the cost of the engraving will be incurred by the loser.  Bet will be settled on wedding weekend….possibly during supper…with a microphone…and wing by wing updates to the crowd who came to see BWW III…and i guess jacksons wedding (the wedding is obviously the undercard to the the main event…BWW III)

 Due to a less than exciting performance by yours truly in BWW II last year I would like to make the following change. If the wings cannot be consumed in an agreed amount of time (say 1 minute per wing) then the BWW III loser would buy a round of drinks (most likely expensive, single malt drinks) for all league members in attendance.