It has been brought to my attention that Chris will be in town for work on Tuesday. He has confirmed that he will make the trip on Monday night to watch the Monday Night Rundown happen live at BWW.
Tears will be shed.
Wings will be consumed.
More tears will come.
An asshole will burn for the rest of the week.
Not sure what will be worse, the post-wing shits or trying to get your asshole back to normal size after the epic fist fucking you will receive via Jared Cook. (He’s into that sort of thing, his locker was next to Michael Sam’s in Training Camp.)
I encourage the rest of the league to show up, with more force than was shown Stoddart on his attempted raping of Fucking New Guy, and make sure Chris’s dripping tears don’t cool off his wings too much.
See you tomorrow fuckstick!!!
New guy….I suggest you show up and pay up before you fall to quincy level
I'll be there. Don't you worry about that.