Without the excitement of a side bet, week 5 found itself to still be a week that can be called a rollercoaster ride.
After gloating about his one….ONE…win, Jackson was promptly shown the middle finger and told to get the fuck back to where he belongs. Derek tried his best to sneak into the field with the big boys but New Guy is in the process of giving him a beast mode stiff arm to tell him to stay down in the pop warner league. And Quincy is just being Quincy, but more on that later.
And then of course there is Mike. Just, poor Mike. I almost feel bad for you, but this is too funny to be sorry for. Setting the record for lowest score ever was bad enough, but to break it 2 weeks, just TWO WEEKS later, has to be a low point in your life. I’d call it a toss up between that and growing up in Devils Lake. I don’t get why you asked what you did to Rhoda to deserve this, you clearly brought this on yourself. I mean, was it Rhoda’s fault you started a guy that’s inactive? All that did was set the tone for your entire lineup. But hey, atleast you’re not an Opperud, which pretty much is a guaranteed playoff birth. So, there’s that, I guess.
Back to Quincy. To the surprise of everyone, Quincy paid up on his side bet fee this weekend, with an extra $5 to cover late fees. Kudos on that. To the surprise of no one, Quincy opted for the $20 bitchassness buyout clause instead of taking the agreed upon three prairie fire shots. By the terms of the bet, he is paid up in my book.
Moving on to next week, the most anticipated matchup for the season is upon us. BWW Blazing Wings II, to which the loser between myself and Chris (lineup, of course, submitted by Jolene) must consume a snack size of traditional wings with blazing sauce. Conditions to the side bet are:
– no refreshment of any kind but 5 minutes after final wing is consumed.
– a wing is not deemed complete until the winner gives the OK.
– striping of the meat off the bone is allowed, but looked at as a form of bitchassness.
To add one more wrinkle to the mix. I suggest the only refreshment the loser is allowed following full consumption of the wings is a beer that is served at BWW of the winners choosing, tap or bottle is irrelevant. So naturally, Chris will be waiting 5 minutes to wash down those wings with a tasty tall glass of the October beer of the Month, Miller Lite. A drink of anything other than said beer before it is finished is deemed as a failure to complete the challenge and must be done again.
I await your response to the adjusted challenge.
Until then, YA’LL MAFUCKAS CAN FUCK OFF, NAHMSAYN.
