I guess it had to happen sooner or later and my first loss is on the board. I took my injury and bye week ravaged team and put together a very respectable performance outscoring a majority of the league. Unfortunately I was run down by the highest scoring team led by that worthless fuck of a QB Eli Manning. Shouldnt have jumped on the Veto bandwagon as Nick Foles only got 5 points. Fuck. But in the heat of the Nice wire work Stoddart, even the ugly kid in class gets a hand job every now and then.
Schwab, nice side bet with the new guy. Very well crafted side bet if I may say so. It went beyond physical/monitary consequences and transcended into mental punishment and public humiliation.
**IMPORTANT LEAGUE NEWS**
For ease of payment our Treasurer Schwab has created a paypal account thereby eliminating the excuse that you havent seen him so you cant pay up. Also I STILL HAVE NOT SEEN ANY EVIDENCE OF A TRIPLE PRAIRIE FIRE SHOT AND I’M GETTING A LITTLE PISSED. YOU HAVE UNTIL KICKOFF THIS SUNDAY TO PROVIDE VIDEO EVIDENCE ON THE MESSAGEBOARD OR I WILL BE LAUNCHING A FULL SCALE ATTACK….. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
**END OF IMPORTANT LEAGUE NEWS**
Anyways…I got my worst bye week out of the way and I’m still on top heading into my Bye week. Quincy is continuing to be the doormat for pretty much everyone. Please continue taking advice from Black Shaun and the ESPN Insiders who are so knowledgeable they think the Vikings still play in a dome.
My focus is on to next week for arguably the most anticipated matchup of the season between myself and Schwab. The 2nd Annual BWW (Blazin’ Wings Wager) is on the table and I have zero intention of eating them.
I, too, would like to see some evidence of this triple prairie fire shot. I am also wet with the anticipation of Mike setting yet another League record for lowest weekly score.
I'm not sure what I did to piss off Rhoda like this, but I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone…