Good morning Gentleman
Good news is upon us. There will be football every Sunday until February. Also this glorious day marks the start of the regular season. Scoreboards will be watched, beers will be consumed, and cuss word along with other racist comments will be shouted at the TV. I want to congratulate everyone (except Quincy) on a great draft weekend. Also welcome to the Fucking New Guy. With the draft countdown ticking away and the eternal smear that low life asshole who will not be named lingering. And even though Alex is still in rookie bitch status I feel we traded up from that ass clown whos name will not be smeared on the hallowed message board. So with that shit out of the way…..
ITS FUCKING ON!!
Jackson is in my crosshairs week 1 and Jackson, im sorry about what AP and the rest of my tribe are about to do to your team. The highlights are going to be NSFW so be careful where you check the score today. Fantasy Football Now will be on soon and Sombke will be hanging on every word Mathew Berry says so if you’re curoius about what free agents hes going after, just tune in. Also there is a side bet on the books for week 1. This has potential and I look forward to watching someone throw up after a shot of fireball.
WEEK ONE IS ON BITCHES!
I already watched Matthew Berrys love/hate segment for week 1 and I had 3 hates. My year is Fucked..