Hello, League Champ here. With the recent news of doing a live draft I have some bad news. This is one of the busiest times of year for me and to be far to the league i don’t know what to do. If its raining I can attend this draft no problem but if a nice evening ill be out in the field until midnight. So if want to replace me no harsh feelings will be felt by me. If u want to go on the gamble of the weather then thats up to you guys. Let me know.
ps sorry about the terrible grammar and spelling, cheated my way through high school english.
Does it really matter if he is there? He's going to take Rodgers/Lacy/Nelson/Cobb in some order or another as his first 4 picks.
I vote we let it slide. If he has to auto draft so be it. It's not like he's skipping out because he doesnt want to be there or his woman (Sombke, looking at you) wont let him come. He has been a loyal member of the league with active participation and adequate, yet not exactly great, shit talking.
plus…by "in the field until midnight" we all know he means "banging stormy in the party bus"
I agree with Schwab
Derek…you need some rain to make it? Why did't you just ask man! I live NEAR the reservation….I will have the local indians organize a massive rain dance that will get you the time off you need. consider it done!
But if you can make it I think I can speak for a majority of the league (only exeption being jackson, not sure if there is any brotherly feuds going on) that we want you to stay in the league and can make accommodations that would allow you to participate in the 2014 season. Its bad enough not having a 2013 Toilet Bowl Bitch, we would have to abort the whole season like a baby on the rez if we didnt have a champion too. I would say we have no bitch at all but Stoddart will always be TB1 on the bitch depth chart.
I feel like as reigning champion you could set your desired draft preferences ahead of time and auto draft with the understanding there is to be no bitching about the fact that you have an auto drafted team and to manage said team to the best of your ability.
All we ask is that while your banging Stormy in the party bus you send a few "artsie pics" of her for the rest of us to appreciate while drafting and for the love of god…put it in her moouuuth!!!!
hope you can make it.
Let the rain dance begin!
PS I think Schwab can agree….we need some fucking Oreo stuff to eat during the draft…if someone could get on that it would be great.
Im ok with all of this under one condition: When I'm doing good, i want no shit talk about how you are getting beat by an auto draft team. We all know how it ended when I did draft. League champ out.
Also this might be pushing it. Can I have a buddie keeping taps of who has been picked and calling me with best available players and positions needed to be filled?
use whatever resources you need to ensure you have a successful draft. it that includes enlisting the services.of a draft advisor so be it. choose wisely
on a more important issue….where are we at with the frozen oreo desert thing?
I mean I could bring some ice cream and a pack of oreos but I feel that would just be a slap in the to the actual thing. Maybe the ball girl can have something in the works?