7 Days….

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Gentleman….

The draft is only 7 days away and I am more excited than a 12 year old kid with a stack of playboys. We now have a full league and can get down to the real issue at hand….

 Getting drunk and kicking off the start of the 2014 Fantasy Football Season!

There are still a few things that need to be handled before draft day:

  • Do we have a ping pong ball system lined up. If we have to resort to picking balls out of a bag I’m going to be disappointed.
  • Do we have a ball girl?
  • Does she have balls? (ping pong balls..duh) Seems simple enough but easy to over look. 
  • Said balls need to be marked. I believe the system was 1 ball for last years 1st, 2 for 2nd, and so on. Correct?
  • Still working on a trophy so we can give Derek something on Draft Day.  I have a guy here in town checking on a Lombardi like trophy that can be drank out of. I will have an update on Monday. This was a little higher up on the priority list until it took Derek a week to join the message board….priorities Derek, you have 7 days to get them straight.
  • Beer….Lets be honest, there will be no shortage of that. 
  • I plan on getting to Bismarck by 6:30 at the latest on draft day. I can assume that beer drinking (if not already well underway) would start around then? 
There are also some important draft day rules and regulations to keep in mind. 
  • Your attendance is mandatory
    • Exception – Unless your name is Derek and you are driving around in a tractor being all farmer brown and shit. In this case you will be required to facetime Jackson and we will put your smiling face up on the projector screen.
  • Before your 1st pick a minimum of 2 alcoholic beverages must be consumed. ( more is allowed, encouraged, and shows a stronger commitment to the league….something to think about)
  • Before your last pick a minimum of 4 alcoholic beverages must be consumed ( again, more is encouraged.)
  • The entry fee is $150 with $25 going to the dynasty fund. 
  • BRING YOUR PAYMENT TO THE DRAFT. NO I.O.U.s AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO CHECKS!! (…QUINCY)
Bring your research, good luck charms, drafting device, and whatever else you feel is necessary for your success at the draft. If there is anything I’m forgetting lets get it figured our ahead of time and ensure a fucking legendary draft night.

3 thoughts on “7 Days….”

  1. Jackson Opperud

    I support all of this! I do work tell 7 so after that I will send out a group text for everyone to come over and the ping pong ball will start popping. I think Stoddart covered mostly everything else above!

  2. dan s

    i trust the ping pong balls will remain boxed until all members who will be present are present to prevent any tinkering? Don't want any cold/marked/dented ball collusion to taint this entire year.

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