Birthday Magic, Monday Night Rundowns and Mike Lost Again

After this week a few things have made all things right in the universe again. The Birthday Week phenomenon is unexplainable but has granted me with a much deserved win after that bull shit last week (and that I would have got anyways). Austin no longer has a perfect record (how did he make it to 3-0). And Schwab lost…TBV doesn’t care how many point you score just how many wins you have….and you and mike are both on the turd track to the toilet bowl. Every time you go to the bathroom the toilet is there taunting you knowing it is only a matter of time before you two shit heads end up there. We already know the jersey fits Mike but it would be priceless to watch Schwab squeeze into it. I imagine it would go something like this…..

Mike being you are really dragging down the family name I wanted to let you in on a fantasy football tip….the waiver wire is a place you can go to replace those useless assholes you have on your roster…for the love of god use it to go scorched earth on that piece of shit you call a roster. You cant do much worse.

Sorry for going over you head there with all of that fancy fantasy football terminology Austin with terms like “waiver wire” and adding “free agents” to your “roster”. I’m confident that your record will continue to drop faster than the water level in the hot tub as your team experiences “bye weeks” and you can’t figure out why your guys aren’t scoring any points or how to replace them. How’s that rundown feeling by the way?

And speaking of being replaced Stoddart. Camburgers is a good description of Cam’s brain and good ol’ Rodger will try and make up for not putting him into the fancy new concussion protocol week 1 and will make sure he is there for 3-4 weeks to cover his ass. Enjoy Matt Stafford….just ask Mike how he works out. (hint TurdBurgler).

Nice try on the rundown Engh, but neither one of you deserved to win that matchup…If there was a way for you both to have lost it should have happened. Its like you both played hot potato with the win and it accidentally fell into Matt’s lap.

-VC

P.S.   One last discussion item that will be addressed in a later post. Due to lack of use and lack of even logging in is the messageboard something we want to continue using or should we consider shutting it down and just use group me and the default yahoo messageboard? Full post addressing the topic will be posted later this week.