I must say last night was the closest call I’ve had in a while, but here I am on another Tuesday with another W by my name. I understand where Schwab’s feeling come from about The Message Board. I feel the same way about The League (name stil TBD) I just keep winning and I’m wondering why we pay second and third place for losing to me.
Next order of business, my new Tuesday write up. 15 Facts of the week. In my old age I’m becoming more fond of statics as opposed to random slander of your shitty teams. These are simply facts I will point out to as to why my victory streak will continue.
15 Facts of Week 5
1. Mile Wahl has the 3rd fewest points scored of any team since 2016. (2,764.26)
2. His win % over the last 3 seasons is .478
3. During that time frame his opponent has outscored him by 222.62 points.
4. With a winning % of .781
5. Since 2012 I have a 7-1 record against Mike
6. He even lost to me in 2012 TB1 season
7. Mike May have 2 wins this year, but keep in mid one of those wins came against an 0-4 TBB. Does that even count?
8. Yahoo currently ranks me as a 51% favorite….
9. Without a defense
10. Taking a dive into Mike’s history he’s a wiley veteran now participating in 25 leagues….
11. With only 1 win…. those aren’t good odds
12. Russel Wilson is playing the LA Rams. QB’s are averaging only 15.50 points agains LAR this season
14. Kareem Hunt gets JAX who has yet to allow a 100 yard rusher…
15. Fuck Bounty Gate
