Just when I thought you fuckers were taking this shit seriously, you assholes let me down again. The last post on the message board was on November FUCKING 3RD!!!!! (Oh yeah and that was by me) Where the hell are your priorities?! So here is a little treat for you all I think I can fit you all into one rant and maybe light some fire under your asses.
Jackson- I expected this from you its pretty standard for our commissar to forget what football is after week 10 and I am going to kick his ass this week for being a failure you better believe that,
Chris- I really thought the addition of a true co-commisioner was going to be beneficial to the league….. Boy was I wrong! Your lack of dedication is leaving me no choice but to start my campaign for co-com next season. You may be winning somehow, but you left Carson Palmer on your roster all week with a torn ACL. That’s embarrassing. If you can create a time machine I suggest going back and picking up Jonas Gray.
Mike- Speaking of embarrassing, that seems to be a gene embedded into the Wahl DNA as you continue to set records. Yes, yet another skid mark etched into the Hall Of Fame page, that is if Chris ever gets around to it. 7 straight losses, that fucking impressive. You couldn’t get a win if you roofied it.
Sombke- It is easier to win if your QB scores at least 15 points, which you accomplished in only 3 of 11 weeks.
Schwab- Its now been a week and you haven’t paid up on your side bet loss, might as well add a late fee to the dynasty fund, which reminds me of how I haven’t seen your “weekly finial report” in 3 weeks. Just because Kansas started playing basketball doesn’t relieve you of your duty to the league (still pissed about Article 1 Section 1).
Derek- Harvest is over! It’s fucking freezing out and Stormy isn’t going to be handing out BJ’s to a Toilet Bowl Bitch so if you want you dick sucked in the combine next year you better turn it around. And we don’t use the Yahoo Trash talk feature anymore what is this 2012?! We have a website!
Quincy- I know your mad because I talked about Jonas Gray earlier and you thought that was your waiver wire secret for next week, but guess what even Austin probably caught wind of that….and by Austin I mean Engh.
Austin- At least my boy Le’Veon made this week respectable for you, but you are going to figure out a way to choke away the point title yet. The signs are showing and you’re set up for a 1st round loss in the playoffs
New Guy- Your the Fucking New Guy… nuff said.
Peace Bitches
