Bounty Gate 2.0

Before I even start on Matt and the first week of Bounty Gate let me touch on a few other Week 4 observations….

At this point I think it’s safe to say that the MessageBoard has gotten more action and more posts than all of last year and the one before…combined. Good to see boys.

Questions I will put out as a Poll later (more or less for a reason to test the poll system) 1. Are you receiving notifications on new posts? 2. would you rather receive notifications via text or email?

One afternoon on a leisurely stroll across the world wide web I stumbled across the real reason why Sombke has to move….Sioux Falls has a No TBB policy. And to make things worse his team is so fucking bad that he has practically clinched an appearance in TBVII. Good thing Nebraska is a lot more tolerant of your losing lifestyle. (ps – there is no fund for being a back to back TBB)

Austin finally figured out how to add drop started Royce Freeman and engh fell victim to a Monday Night Rundown…bet you wish you wouldnt have taught him how to do that huh Engh

Schwab came up short on his M.N.R.D. attempt (insert your own small dick joke here)

Jackson got the high score (puke) and blew his wad the week before he steps into the Buzzsaw that is me. Not only is he going up against me but Birthday Week Magic is in full effect. If Birthday Week Magic has taught us anything is that it pretty much unbeatable and it will have my team throwing 7 different kinds of smoke this week. So with that being said…Sidebet Jackson?

Now to Bounty Gate…

Matt left the W sitting on his fucking bench and as a result TB1 is now 4-0. Brees looked like a hot pile of shit but I get starting him over Matt Ryan but Fournette was a disaster and your kicker was your 3rd highest scoring player…..better hit the waiver wire before you find yourself sitting next to Sombke in TBVII.

Now it’s team Dicks turn…and I’m sweetening the pot for you Mike.

WINS PAY DOUBLE

Mike if you can manage to unfuck your team for one god damn week and give Stoddart the L he deserves I will hit your paypal with $40 on Tuesday …but wait there is more!!!

Not only will I pay $40 for a L you get your choice of Got’Em Gear…Poster, Shirt, Coffee Mug, Cell Phone Case…You Name it..It’s Yours

Check out the full lineup of Got ‘Em Gear here

This shit has to stop and order needs to be restored to the League. Mike you have your assignment now get it done or don’t come home for Thanksgiving

 

-VC

2 thoughts on “Bounty Gate 2.0”

  1. Dan Schwab

    I mean, the action on TMB is picking up, but it is also undeniable that all of the post have come from the same 2 people still. There is that one random comment from Austin though. Thought that might have broke something. Until the rest of the league picks up there slack I’ll make a Sombke suggestion and say the revenue gets split 70/15/15 among the league and the 2 posters. Those 8 pieces of shit don’t deserve full reward for zero effort!! It all starts at the top. Where you at Roger?????? #content

  2. Matt Erickson

    I do not get notifications and personally would love to start getting them.

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