Rhoda is Upset....
As most relationships with women go...shes mad..."allegedly" it's my fault...and she's taking it out on my line up and fucking with my team. Now Rhoda is fucking with FNG in a special kind of way (that makes most of us smile) and the warning shot Rhoda fired at me in week 3 is nothing compared to the mind fuck she put on Stoddart last year in the playoffs so for that I consider myself grateful. I need to do something to get back on Rhoda's good side...and fast.
First thing I'll drop in an Ad ...feel free to click it for the cause...more beer to drink in Rhoda's honor
Next, I'm going to drop about 5 Hail Rhodas...
Hail Rhoda
Hail Rhoda, full of grace.
Our fantasy fates lie with thee.
Blessed art thou who you allow to be victorious,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
The MessageBoard.
Holy Rhoda, Mother of this fine league,
pray also for the toilet bowl bitches past and present,
and that they can finally figure out how to manage their teams out of mediocrity
Amen.
Hopefully, that's a start in the right direction. I am technically on a bye week playing Sombke however I'm not going to make the mistake of overlooking my opponent (however pathetic his team may be). I will be looking to crush him and reassert my dominance in my quest to take my rightful seat atop this glorious league.
In lighter news, great job on finding that podcast app Schwab. I think that will be a gamechanger and the fact that we can easily collaborate is even better.
-Commish
