Before I get to Week 3, a brief bit of business ….
Sorry about that misfire on the prior post gentleman and Sombke, trying something new with categorized posts….currently in Beta. Trying to see if I could make a public post within the same posting tool that could be whored out as click-bait to drive the sites stats and increase the Ad Revenue. Ill put it back in the holster until it is ready to roll out.
Speaking of Google Ads .. The site has generated $2.46 in revenue off of 202 page views with a value per 1,000 ad impressions at $26.77….basically google charges more for sites that generate a higher percentage of clicks to impressions so if the click averages stay the same there should be approx $26.77 in revenue per 1000 impressions. So some fancy click bait to get more page views should be enough to buy some beer at a Super Bowl Party.
Also, Shirts have dropped in $8 bucks in profit MTD also…and yesterday was the first day I gave it a thought for at least a couple weeks. My goal is to have 15-20 fresh designs uploaded. The site I sell these this on (spreadshirt.com) will be doing a 15% off promo with the following Code from Oct 10-13.
Now that thats out of the way I can get to the good stuff……
This may have changed, but this morning I look at the projected scores this week and though that Jackson FOR SURE had a few players on a Bye…He didn’t. And lets be honest, the moves on the waiver wire were not much help at all. Your roster is made up of the cast from the Little Giants…lets hope Icebox doesnt feel like being a cheerleader this weekend or you’re really fucked. And Schwab took the words out of my mouth, don’t get excited beating the only two time Toilet Bowl Bitch. Pretty sure there is still a little bit of Matt left on your chin from when he rammed himself down your throatin Week 1. Probably has something to do with all that Coors Light you’ve been drinking.
FNG, i know this is the first time you’ve had a winning record since Obama was in office and the confidence is running a little high just make sure you stay focused and don’t forget about a certain blow-up doll on the Strip in Vegas and all the beers you had to tote around…i know we havent.
In Schwab related news…Birthday week luck worked out and continued its dominance, moving on……
Austin, your team is so fucking beat up and depressing right now I think we need to organize a fuckin charity fundraiser to raise awareness for just how shitty it is. Then you can take some of the money we raise and go get yourself a rub and tug (or whatever else you’re into), get your mind right, and drop those two useless wads that are on IR the fuck off your team.
I think we need to get a Beer Fridge like the Browns had for Austin and Sombke…I mean, it worked for the Browns and you guys are almost that shitty…
It’s clear that these two are TB Bound and Jackson is trying like hell to join them but we can at least celebrate their shitty-ness … Just don’t take too long, wouldnt want that beer to go bad.
Matt will probably be looking for some brownie points from the Corporate Scheels Office this week and tank to Stoddart.
And that brings me to my last topic for the day….
Stoddart is 3-0…now before you Scheels guys go suckin on his dick just take a look at who he has matched up against…Austin…TBVI (thats you sombke)…and Jackson. I would be willing to wager that these 3 are all but locks to end up in Lucky number 7…but a win is a win and on that note I am channelling my inner Sean Payton on this one and going full on Bounty Gate on Stoddart!
I play TB1 in week 8…until then I will pay $20 to everyone that beats him until then. No holds barred…trade rape…hack his profile…win by any means necessary and on the following Tuesday I’ll hit your paypal with 20 bucks!
Protect the Dynasty fund!!!
-VC
