With the passing of stat correction Tuesday, another season in the greatest fantasy football league on the planet as come to end. Beers have been drank. Side bets have been wagered (Although it was a pathetic amount of side bets you pansyass motherfuckers). Meltdowns (Matt) have been vented, only to be met with deaf ears. For the recap, first lets dip into week high score.
Week 1 – Austin
Week 2 – Matt
Week 3 – Matt
Week 4 – TB1
Week 5 – Austin
Week 6 – Mike
Week 7 – TB1
Week 8 – Engh
Week 9 – TB1
Week 10 – Austin
Week 11 – Matt
Week 12 – Engh
Week 13 – Engh
Season – Engh
Each will be awarded $10 per high score, with Engh being awarded $300 for season high score. Austin, TB1, Engh, and Matt all with 3 high scores is fairly impressive. What’s more impressive, someone with that many high scores being in the Toilet Bowl. If only Matt’s team could have scored 0.07 more points the other 10 weeks. Hm. What if?
As for the playoffs:
*Rhoda – TB1 $500
*1st Loser – Roger $220
2nd Loser – Mike $100 – What a turnaround!
*Results based on collusion.
Financial Breakdown
$2,363.35 – Current League Balance
($1,250.00) – 2017 Winnings
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$1,113.35 – Current Dynasty Fund to carry over to 2018
With all the #2of3 hashtags Stoddart was putting all over that dirty asshole of an app known as GroupMe, I can see some confusion. This is a reminder that the Dynasty Fund goes to the winner of BACK-TO-BACK Rhodas, not the first to win 2.
Super Bowl/OLA’s
Has there been any thought for a party (Feb 4)? Atleast 3 of us will be flying into Fargo that Saturday returning from TB1’s bachelor party, and Roger going back to CO, this year could be difficult. I will be back in Bismarck the night of the 3rd, and will be willing to host an event for the game Sunday evening if a league majority were to be able to attend. If a league majority is unable to attend, I suggest a make-up weekend be decided to participate in drunk shenanigans that would take place Super Bowl weekend, discuss possible ammendments to The League, and decide a 2018 draft location.
Since payouts happen at the Super Bowl, if you won any money and are unable to attend a party, should one happen, it is up to you to make other arrangements for me to give you your winnings. I can make it happen any time before the Super Bowl, but you will have a deadline of Feb 18th (2 weeks after the Super Bowl) to claim your winnings. After that deadline, all uncollected funds will be awarded to the Dynasty Fund. This will be the only time I bring up the topic of payouts.




