You know what this is about……

Good morning fucks,

I hope all of your morning coffee’s were mislabeled decaf cups and/or had some sort of bodily fluid in them.  Now that the morning well wishes are out of the way, let’s get to business…

As the title line states, you all know what this will be about.  RIVALRY WEEK.  I know Roger made a piss poor attempt to remove the GREATEST side bet in all of fantasy football, but that’s only because he doesn’t understand the meaning behind rivalry week.  He thought a matchup with me is what people wanted to see.  That’s wrong.  The matchups don’t make rivalry week, the side bets make rivalry week.  This isn’t a week to bet a bottle of Mountain Dew.  Stakes get raised motherfucker.  The fact you declined my proposed side bet tells us everything we already knew about our spineless commish.  So, it’s time to focus on someone who understands what this week means.

Chris Wahl, I’m now talking to your punk ass.  No one was more upset than me at this cowardly move was made my Mr. Commish, but if someone was close, it was the other member of the GREATEST side bet.  I know we aren’t “opponents”, but that doesn’t mean we can’t compare scores.  BWW V is ON!  Assuming you accept, I am glad see this rivalry live on despite the underhanded tactics of Roger to try and get the focus on him.  Knowing you, you will gladly accept, but I would still advise against it since your team is just waiting patiently in the league’s colon until it can be formally known as a turd.  You would have had a better chance at Jeffy Dahmer-ing your way to gold medal at last weeks Special Olympics than you have of competing with me.

Hopefully people see this as I will not be spitting in the face of this side bet and proposing it on the abomination known as GroupMe.

3-Peat, soon to be 4-Peat, winner……OUT!